Hello! Look what I've created! A place to vent, theorize, and loads more of things that i would probably do with people I work with or family members, who wish they could move far away from me and not listen but they must see me again.

You people choose to be here and I thank you.

I'm not pretentious or anything because I know this is the Internet and since everyone and their basement brother is on I have low expectation for much rapport BUT I welcome all well formalized thoughts or a 'hell yeah' once in a while :)

Lemon is a blog that has nothing to do with Lemon Heads the candy or the fruit and really comes from a term my Dad introduced to me three years ago when I was just chilling on the computer. It went like this:

Dad: "Did you clean your room?" (angry father voice that is questioning even though he knows the answer)

Me: (Side glance) "um I've started but I haven't finished"

Dad: "Daughter, you know what, you're are going to be a lemon"

Me:"Um what is that?

Dad: "A housewife who doesn't know how to clean"

Me: Shocked face.
Questions I ask my self as I watch him leave.
"Who are you and where did you take my father?"
"Aren't you the guy who took me everyday to softball and coached my team for 7 years?"
"Lemon' is a kind of funny name for something that is suppose to be negative I could so twist this into some third generation feminist slang, I must brand this."

So here I am using a stale idea and on a site that I'm sure if i read the terms and agreements ( i didn't) prohibits be from using it again or something like that oh well people can have more than one great idea in there life right? I digress.

Lemon: it is a chick who's not a good housewives because she didn't want to be and don't care to be for the sake of being a 'housewife'.
* so really anyone could be one as long as they don't want to be the idea of a traditional housewive slaving away for men just they can be though of as a lady.

So take that and digest it, it real simple! I'm a lemon. Are you? Guys you can get in on this too.


Apart from this I live in the STL and do a lot random things I want to share with you all.